Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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