My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
It's Friday. Sex?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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