She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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