How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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