Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
my shit smells like andre
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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