I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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