Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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