the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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