IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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