Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
They took my balls.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Randomize
