I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
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