How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Randomize
