If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
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