these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
