bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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