im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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