i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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