i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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