love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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