You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
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