Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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