I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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