this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Damn victory sex feels great
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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