Three words: puerto rican gang bang
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
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