On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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