And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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