just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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