On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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