Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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