You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
