how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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