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i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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