She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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