After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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