He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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