Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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