gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Where is the hickey?
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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