I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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