So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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