I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Found your dick twin last night
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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