is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
It's just like the Real World with babies
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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I need you to use more vowels.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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