Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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