How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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