also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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