id be glad to
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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