You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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