we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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