Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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