Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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