bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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